deleted tumblr app from my phone #freedom
this just in: jk rowling regrets entire harry potter series. says she meant to write about blizzards, not wizards. isn’t sure what happened.
As soon as the Coca-Cola commercial (where “America the Beautiful” is sung in a variety of languages) ended, I went straight to Twitter and Coca-Cola’s Facebook page.
Angry White People did not disappoint.
so i went to the zoo today and saw this cool ape eating his lunch
then he looked at me
"America’s native language is English!"
I have some rather shocking news for you friend